I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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