They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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