Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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