i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
there was a trapeze. enough said
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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