My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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