"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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