But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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