I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
