Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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