next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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you win again, gameday.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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