Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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