People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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