have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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