Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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