For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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