4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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