are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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