Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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