If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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