ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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