Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
