we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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