my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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