speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Randomize
