You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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