i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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