i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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