I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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