She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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