it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
