He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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