I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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