Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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