I'm jealous of your bromance
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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