just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When are your genitals available?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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