i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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