C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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