ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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