i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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