I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
