i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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