she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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