I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I can't put those talents on a resume
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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