pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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