But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
