JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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