imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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