You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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