you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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