kristin has been a bad kristin
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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