I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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