Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
as a side note pls kill me
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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