Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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