I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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